Arizona State University

Sort of a college, but not really.

I went to Arizona State University because I didn't have the grades for ITT Tech.

by jewduck1 August 1, 2011

Arizona State University

A place where 1 in 4 students has an STD

I didn't go to Arizona State University because it's filled with disease.

by Dodgers2014 December 16, 2014

Arizona Lemonade Hand Job

The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.

Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons

Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job

Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼

by tmelliott3 February 12, 2017

aiyona

Aiyona is a very beautiful person inside and out. She can make your day with just one smile. She’s so funny and weird at times to aha,but sometimes she has her ups and downs. Her relationship is the best. She is really really good at basketball,running,and football. She is a very loving and caring person.❤️

Aiyona is so beautiful!!!

by Your lovva May 9, 2018

Ariyana

Ariyana is a very strong, sweet person. At first, she comes off as very cool, calm, and collected. The more you get to know her, however, she is one of the most fun, crazy, and kind people you will meet. She cherishes all her friendships and will do anything for you. She has a contagious laugh and a great sense of humor. She is popular but still has genuine relationships with everyone. She is also very loyal and strong. Though she may cry sometimes, it takes a lot to break Ariyana.

person 1: ariyana seems pretty cool
person 2: yes but stay away from her, she's my best friend!

by lilnoodle888 June 5, 2022

Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.

Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!

by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009

Arizona Dime

The dime needed to account for the sales tax on a $.99 Arizona Tea, bringing the total to $1.08

Friend: Hey dude, im gonna go to the gas station and grab an arizona, ive got a dollar.
Guy: Dont you take another goddamned step.
Friend: Whaaa??
Guy: SALES TAX. (slams the Arizona Dime in Friend's hand)
Both: Awwwww yeeeee

by Tsamb December 14, 2010