Alfredo 2.0

When some dumbass try's to copy you
Man why do these kids keep acting like Alfredo 2.0s
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Alfredo balloon

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress
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Alfredo Martins Castillo

He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach, he's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He is much more than a boy, even though he is only 17 years old.

He is divine, beautiful and precious like an orange tulip in winter.
He doesn't show his feelings, when he's sad or upset he pretends as if he isn't, but I know him well.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's a very intelligent and rational person.
He has been with me for 11 months, 11 months of love and learning.
He's the best boyfriend I could ever have.
Love you, Alfredo Martins Castillo.
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Alfredo

A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.

He can get all of the women, yet none of them.

He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.

He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.

If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.
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Alfredo

He is gay and he is a bot
I don't want to be a Alfredo
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Alfredo

He most likely gets high has sold drugs before or is doing so barely does school work is Mexican gets faded everyday at school gets in trouble but not alot would do almost everything for everyone the nicest person you can meet can be silent and loud depends who he's with if you dont like him or dont fuck with him he wont fuck with u either most likely listens to trap music and always tries to better himself from da outside has hella stories to tell is mad interesting he aint afraid to fight someone if he haves to but doesn't really like to a hustler loyal ass fuck is down to take different drugs he can be fake to certain people he doesn't like if he aint in a gang he wont act gangster has anxiety when he’s with nobody he knows he’s more active and more social with people he knows he would make bad decisions it will take him a while to learn some days he’s chill some days he doesn’t give a fuck about what he does fucks with carti and travis and has taste on almost every genre he fucks with underground artist he can switch up his style and tries to be different he most likely has alot of friends he isn’t afraid bout putting something ong hes good looking hes sleek hes slick with things he does.
Dats my boy Alfredo
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Alfredo

Alfredo is a gay nigga that has 10 orgys with a prostitute and loves big black cock up his tiny butt
Damn is that Alfredo, you love cock!!!
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