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Americans

The people of the greatest nation in the world. We respect other cultures, and are tolerant, unlike European people who stereotype us as fat and lazy. FYI, everyone in America doesn't like McDonalds... in fact many of us don't... and by the way there is McDonalds EVERYWHERE!!

George W. Bush is in no way an example of a "typical" American. In reality, there are no "typical" Americans... We are a melting pot of many cultures.

So before you diss the Americans, think of this.

OUR ANCESTORS ARE ITALIAN, SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, SWISS, GREEK, etc. So yeah keep insulting yourselves =D
*German guy*: Americans are fat and dumb.
*American w/ German ancestry*:Yeah dude, our ancestors were cousins. Think it through
by mkay* February 19, 2009
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Americans

Americans are dumb arses
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Americans

Brainless creatures claiming to be superior to so called ''Bri'ish'' citizens. Their IQ, averaging 2, lets them be compared to twitter users: both absolutely stupid. The degenerates often mock the British, saying things like 'Want a bo'o'woa?' and pretending to be 'chavs' or 'roadmen'. Not only are their imitations horrible, but their accents are shit, deeming their act stupid and unfunny. If you want to laugh at someone, please, I beg, make it funny- or at least entertaining. There are a few different species of Americans, so far a few have been discovered: The Karens, The Edgy Teenagers, The so called 'Bullies', The pick-me girls, The VSCO girls, and of course, Charli D'amelio (Any females dancing on tiktok are classified under this category). Now, I don't know why Americans are so happy about their 'McDonald's' and 'KFC' if they lack Greggs and have probably never had a good roast dinner or a good cuppa. In conclusion, I guess that Americans are British People are comparable: maybe even similar, American's just have considerably bigger egos. (jk Americans can be decent but if you commonly practise tiktok dances i am scared of you)
''Oh shit the Americans are cancelling me on twitter.''
''Fuck Americans.''
by 420UnfunnyPixelSimp69 August 23, 2021
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americium

A really bad minecraft backdoor, designed and coded by Moto MC
Me: Wow bro i really love americium

Average Gigachad: wow bro, you really are stupid
by Johnathan Personal Computer January 4, 2023
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Americommies

Those who are turning America into a communist hellhole.
Damn those Americommies ruining America.
by piss off December 25, 2005
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Hyphenated Americans

As the United States is so large and comprised of so many various immigrants, people often refer to their heritage. Americans pride themselves on the "meting pot" culture, as it has always been a big part of the strength and adaptability of their country as a whole. So an American might say that they are Italian, Polish, Russian or Irish - they do not mean that they are those nationalities, this is usage within the context of America.

Hyphenated Americans tend to have cultures slightly different from mainstream American culture; habits and traditions brought over from the countries their family emmigrated from. Many retain the drinks, food, language, customs,and music of their heritage. They also tend to look like their cultural background...Italian, Irish, Indian, Polish etc... Some Europeans feel that they are aping the culture of European countries, but often they are just acting as they were brought up to act by their European born parents. Whether Irish-American, Russian-American, Italian-American etc...they all share some cultural characteristics with the countries their families left.It really is not such a big deal, all countries with heavy immigration do the same, such as Canada, England, Australia and New Zealand. Americans get the most flack for it though.
Tony Soprano (although fictional)is considered Italian/Italian-American when in America. He is an American first, but he is also from Jersey and is Italian American. Italian-American, his Hyphenated Americans group, is just a statement of his cultural background.
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Methican Americans

Anyone in America that uses meth. Is described as a methican American
Wow, them methican Americans are really mething things up for the rest of us
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