Ambulance diet

Eating solely junk food like burgers and pizza and generally being unhealthy.

"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"

"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Ambulance system

A comprehensive pre-hospital care system comprising a dispatch center, well equipped ambulances and well trained emergency medical services personnel that work in unison and under the directive of the dispatch center to provide pre-hospital evacuations and/ or transfer of referred clients to appropriate levels of care.

A well functioning ambulance system is paramount to improving emergency care.

by dpml July 27, 2023

ambulance

yoshikage kira's worst enemy and the cause of his death.

woman: Look out!

Yoshikage: What?

*proceeds to get run over by an ambulance*

by anonumasay May 23, 2022

Ambulance Chaser

Someone who is attracted to drama.

Someone who lives such a shallow life they need to be where the drama is. Someone in their ‘close circle’ is always dying, injured, having significant issues, making headlines for committing horrendous crimes.

They post all about this drama on social media and so their life looks like a parade of disaster and despair making others feel sorry for them. The value they garner from living such a life is peoples sympathy, they are the perpetual victim.

Did you see feel-sorry-for-me- fran’s post today? Her sister’s best friends brother’s baby died. She is such an ambulance chaser! Always has to be where the drama is? Didn’t her other best friends son die in an accident last week?

by KidsMom91 February 21, 2020

ambulance

you go to the hospital

Guy 1 Call an ambulance I am bleeding.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.

Uber is better than an ambulance.

by hdkbwuinamp[ January 5, 2023