Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

by Ecclese September 11, 2011

Alterior

A non-word that is the frequent misspelling of the word ulterior. Only "loosers" use the word alterior.

He appeared to be genuinely interested in helping me out, but he had an alterior motive.

by 8bitbrain September 4, 2011

alternacaps

1. when typing, one alternates the letters with caps or no caps.

2. a very pointless way of typing! read: not cute.

1. wHy DoEs ThIs tYpInG eVeN eXiSt?

2. oH mY gAwD!!!

by andreacky772 September 4, 2004

altercocker

Yidish for "old shitter". Elderly person.

"Hey...look at that altercocker over there!"

by b-child November 30, 2006

chemically altered

Getting so smashed, that you black out and everyone says you flipped out like the hulk during your fucked up episode

Dude why did you get so chemically altered off that vodka

by T Dab September 21, 2017

digital alter ego

A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social network (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.

My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on facebook today from people I don't remember.

by Ebonyks January 22, 2011

alter- negro

though you may act like a typical white kid around your white friends, your alter-negro is the way you act around your black friends.

he totally pulled out his alter- negro in front of those black kids to seem cool.

by duddddde February 26, 2010