by cloudedfocus May 14, 2023
Get the alligator leglockmug. Brian: that hat looks stupid on you
Jason: I don’t care what you think
Brian: you don’t care what I think? I thought we were friends! Mother fucker I’m going to blow your house up!
Jason: you are being an insta-alligator
Jason: I don’t care what you think
Brian: you don’t care what I think? I thought we were friends! Mother fucker I’m going to blow your house up!
Jason: you are being an insta-alligator
by JRollz5722 March 6, 2019
Get the Insta-alligatormug. by wy4yyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 7, 2018
Get the caitlin alligatormug. Similar to a rat tail haircut, but a alligator tails consist of the hair right above the butt. Originating from the area around New Orleans in the bayou.
Person1: You see that tour guides Phil's alligator tail.
Person2: You could barid that ass hair.
Person 1: You know that's new and sexy in the earth.
Person2: You could barid that ass hair.
Person 1: You know that's new and sexy in the earth.
by That Raffy Taffy February 28, 2015
Get the Alligator tailmug. When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"
"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"
by nitefall February 22, 2014
Get the wrestling the alligatormug. When someone's elbows become so dry they become rough and scaly. Some common causes are eczema or psoriasis.
Person 1: OW! Your elbow just scratched me! Do you have sandpaper on it or what?
Person 2:Why would I wear sandpaper on my elbows?
Person 3: I can answer this question. You have alligator elbows.
Person 2:Why would I wear sandpaper on my elbows?
Person 3: I can answer this question. You have alligator elbows.
by gogogogogogogogo February 21, 2011
Get the alligator elbowsmug. A male version of a camel toe. Similar to melvin but more descriptive in nature. Looks like the testicles of the subject are, in fact alligator eyes due to their opposite position from each other.
I can't believe I just put on my grandma's old ski suit - it is so tight fitting that it gave me ALLIGATOR EYES, check them out!
by E in Tahoe February 7, 2007
Get the alligator eyesmug.