Being albanian

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.
Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?
by JJellie1 May 03, 2023
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albanian halloween

This is occurs in Call of Duty Warzone when you watch from a far as your puerto rican teammate rushes a team of 4 and proceeds to get gangbanged.
Blerton did the Albanian Halloween on Josh last time we played
by Likeasomebody82634 October 20, 2023
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An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
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Albanian Helicopter

When pounding on some Hoe you grip both ankles and lift both their legs in the air while ankles are tight together , thrusting their body in an up and down motion.
Yo man I gave that girl last night the Albanian Helicopter and now she won't leave me alone
by Slugger January 19, 2019
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albanian teabag

A sexual act where a male with strangely large balls inserts them into a another man’s anus, then removes them quickly to make a popping sound.
Josh-remember when we Albanian teabagged last night

Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up
by Andreiguodala June 07, 2023
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Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.
Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"
by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021
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Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.
by Cumgoggles420 June 06, 2024
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