Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.

Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"

by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021

Albanian rugrumping

Albanian Rugrumping- The action of getting Jello up the bum while getting rug burn via dragging of a car

“Hey John how’d you get these injuries… plus the jello in there…”
“Just some good ol’ Albanian Rugrumping”
“Ah. Makes sense.”

by Tuxtan December 1, 2024

Albanian Gang

Albanian Gang is a Community Group Founded by Zesh and MrB in early 2020, this group is known for Pedophile Hunting , Fraud licks, Anti Extortion and taking down Community Larps, they are connected with Interpol , Europol and FBI. No one Knows their Identity or where they are.

Albanian gang

by anonymous April 8, 2025

Albanians

Thieves and also they are known as wacky tobaccy, Mary jane, jamaican broccoli, cannabis, poxoui, electric lettuce.

Hey guys, do u have any albanians?

by Tzagger November 20, 2021

Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.

Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.

by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020

fat albanian

an albanian that is named Dardan Demiri

oh wow look at that fat albanian over there!

by anonymous121212121 August 30, 2022

Albanian

A euphemism for anal sex. This is due to the high urge some people have to get it up the butt while on pleasure cruises that are passing near the Albanian coast.

Hey, babe. As the sun sets off the port side, what say we grab a handful of crisco from the galley and head back to the junior suite for a bit of the ole Albanian.

by xophere May 2, 2023