adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

The Addeys Way

To perform an action it the most mentally and physically challenging way possible, ignoring any means of logic.
'Aspire to say "fuck logic" and do things to most mentally and physically challenging way possible'

Person 1 ' let's not use this door to go to class. Let's go through the air vent'
Person 2 ' Great idea. Let's do it the addeys way'

by Requishaquonishaquon Jr February 28, 2015

poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast

Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.

by corn 132 April 30, 2020

chuff adder

A balding, overweight homosexual man. Usually in denial of his homosexuallity.

Go and sew another dress you chuff adder!

by St. John October 2, 2007

Adderollin

Adj., Verb: Being High on Adderol for an extended period of time due to the need to study, take a test, or just for shits and gigs. Results in loss of appetite and increased concentration.

Brennan: "Hey you want to go grab some food?"

Sam: "Na broseph, Ive been Adderollin for like 10 hours, ive got 2 tests today"

Brennan: "Oh. Youre a bitch"

by th man with no name October 7, 2009

Serial Adder

Blogs or online journals created for the sole purpose of adding thousands of people to their friends-list. Their reasons differ from creator to creator, but they almost always spark a negative reaction from people who're being added

On livejournal: iaddubcuzican

by _plasticcastle April 11, 2004

ADDed

a state a person undergoes in which they are made utterly incapable of responding to certain people for a time period of anywhere from a few minutes to hours; a state which can be similar to that of certain students when, while in class they have a tendency to stare out the window at random moments; in some cases, an excuse to cover the truth of never having been very interested in the conversation in the first place

The girl was absolutely certain she had ADDed when she finally came to look at all 6 of the IMs she'd received.
"Sorry I must've ADDed" Bill said to Sharon once she had finished yelling at him

by Kairiii July 4, 2008