August 

Dude is fucking insane at fortnite and cracks all the hoes on the daily - he is goated an will always be in my heart forever

OMG did you see August yesterday? Bro was cranking 90s like never fucking before. I don't know if I want to BE him or be WITH him!

August by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025

August 

Someone who is fucking goated at Fortnite and cracks all the hoes - he is close to perfection and is up there with Lebron and DanTDM

OMG did you see August cranking 90's yesterday!? It was so hot I don't know if I want to BE him or be WITH him!

August by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025

august 

he’s corny but people like him anyways, and he’s not all bad until he shows his inner freak (somehow still has a girlfriend but good for him)

“have you heard about that comedian named august?”
“yeah, he’s awfully corny but funny either way”

august by rosarysarentred May 1, 2025

August 

My gang I do 383839 backflips with and also whip and nae nae on. Super gorgeous and nice legit sugar and spice 😍😍

August is so awesome or whatev

August by I'm the coolest bro May 10, 2025

August 

The smartest, most caring guy in the world. With hair or without, he looks gorgeous no matter what he does. And he may or may not be the best at chess and the mini-crossword, but never better at the wordle.

"August is going to marry Mackenzie one day, he stole that girls heart as soon as he cooked her steak and did face masks with her."

August by stargirl2002 June 18, 2025

August 12th, 2036 

August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe and the day the fog is coming.

Spongebob: August 12th, 2036. August 12th, 2036. The end of the world.

August 12th, 2036 by Pratix June 3, 2023

august 20

if you were born on august 20 you were born to be a boss

if you were born on august 20 you a boss and ain’t nobody stopping shit PERIOD

august 20 by Booty butt cheeks October 17, 2019