astalfo

Astalfo is an anime femboy who is well know for his massive shlong. He traditionally seen in a knights armour or a white and purple crop top and skirt.

Did you see astalfo in his new outfit

by Weirdoman2601 June 23, 2021

Astatula

A small town in southern Lake County with only one street light. Is home to many rednecks and mexicans. Most of the white population living there are racist, and will look at anyone weird who is not of their kind. Intelligence level of most of the population is not very high either. The local Joe Swaffer park is the only place to go to pass time, otherwise, you can always order from the recently built Dominos.

astatula

by 352local April 16, 2009

Radon Trinitrite Astatide (BC torture)

A REALLY rare compound of radon, nitrogen, and astatine. It is only found at 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000e000000000000000000e0e0e00e0e0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of all the matter on Earth, so it can't really be proven to exist. The first cases of encounter of this dangerous compound was in 1034BC, by someone called Pnixus-faissel Hammoundburg. It won't surprise you to say that he died instantly. There was no further encounters ever since. Hence the nickname: BC torture.

All fiction. If there is actually something like this occuring or occured, it is absolute coincidence.

Teacher: Gimme an example of a substancial compound or I'll hang, draw and quarter you.
Boy: BC torture, or Radon Trinitrite Astatide (BC torture).
Teacher: What the heck?
Boy: Go look up urbandictionary.

by DrW8ty February 12, 2021

astatard

A person who believes in peak fiction and he’s never wrong

Astatard is the best

by Astatard February 13, 2021

Astaire

A very intelligent being.

You're such an Astaire!

by eSouth March 19, 2005

Oksana Astankova

Hot motherf*cker, also known as Villanelle | Gayer than humanly possible | Russian Queen who wasn't raised to be her best self | In love with Eve Polastri | Makes you gayer than you were before | Played by Jodie Comer

P1: Oksana Astankova is so hot!
P2: Who is Oksana Astankova?
P1: She's a hot motherf*cker, also known as Villanelle
P2: Oh right, right.
P1: She's gayer than humanly possible and she will make you gayer than you were before.

by MakkaTheFlatWhite April 30, 2022

Astard

woman who makes the poor decision of dating black men or dating a person who lives in the ghetto

Paige has mad many poor choices in her life, she turned astard even.

by Oyeah23 August 3, 2011