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America

A country that everybody bashes because they hate to admit that it's better than their country. America is and for a long time will be the greatest nation the Earth has ever seen. With the most prestigious universities, hottest women (only exception: Brazil), richest people, and stunning cities (New York City is undeniably the best city in the world); America rules the planet. Don't hate the nation, hate the truth. ;)
American: and you hate me why?
European: because you're American.
American: what's wrong with that?
European: ........ugh....because you're better than me.
by escalade94 July 14, 2011
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America's are loving, sweet, kind, pretty, nice, and just everything in general. there super nice always there for you and will never leave your side. even if people are mean she's always there;)
"I love you America"
" I love you too, Jake" <3
by schuyler wallowwids May 9, 2018
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A short and fast friend. She is funny in many ways, she is often always committed and will never give up without a fight. Thats America for you!
America was making me laugh so hard!
by FriendsNames September 24, 2018
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The most kick-ass country on Earth. Despite what the UN liberals have you think, most people here are patriots who are proud to fight for their country, which is why all the draft-dodging pussies went running off to Canada. We are the most hated country only because we actually have the balls to protect what we care about. And not only do we protect our country, we send aid to other places in need. So all of you who hate America SHUT THE FUCK UP.
America is the land of the free and the home of the brave. God bless America.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
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When in it's plural form, it refers to the continents of North and South America.

In it's singular form it is a colloquial term for the United States of America. However, people constantly scrutinize Americans for calling themselves American, since there are more "Americans." However, they fail to realize that:
1.) People are proud in their nationality. You will never hear a Mexican say "I'm an American. I live in D.F." Likewise you will never hear a German person say "I'm European."
2.) It is pretty stupid to say "Hi, I'm an United States of American."

America is one of the most hated countries in the world. Even though Americans are constantly helping other countries in national disasters and such; and a lot of deformed or seriously injured people travel to America from their countries to go to American hospitals. Yet, in return, Americans get their flags burned and verbally attacked. Also, most anti-Americans have never lived in the United States in their lives, so there is no base to their claims.

America is presided over by George W. Bush. Non-Americans assume that since he is our leader, Americans love and accept him. Because of that, Americans are subjected to more meanness. What they fail to realize is that the President has an approval rating of 27-34%; mostly in part because he is the one to blame for the poor state of the American economy, and the failed American education system. He also started two wars, which again, non-Americans assume Americans support, which again is false.

Contrary to popular belief, America is one of the mightiest nations in the world. It is NOT full of stupid people, and it is NOT full of fat people, just as there is fat and stupid people in EVERY country. America is not excused from poverty, vagrancy, nor hypocrisy. Americans do believe that America is the best country in the world, just as British think that the UK is superior.

America is one of the most geographically and linguistically diverse nations in the world. There are people from all walks of life and backgrounds. Americans know they're not perfect, no one is.
Person A : "I come from America."
Anti-American: "That's horrible. You must eat McDonalds every day."
Person A: "...Uhm no...I'm vegetarian fool. And I'm skinnier than you."
Anti-American: "....I hope you die."
Person A: "Why?!"
Anti-American: "....Idk..."
by jayaretwo March 7, 2008
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Men of America are dickless gays
by Mr Faraz April 4, 2009
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50% niggers, 10% mexicans that learn to swim, 20% hicks and 20% rednecks. The children are yolosweg and cool kid (click the links)
American: *picks cotton*
Guy: Whoa whoa, you'd better pick cotton faster because the cracker is coming.

American kid: *stands near wall and listens to heavy metal nodding head or whatever hes fucking doing there*
Guy: Hey kid i heard you got that 11 year old girl pregnant
American kid: Ya man but hey YOLO
by iRock2u November 24, 2014
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