Alfred Montoya is the most perfect boy you'll ever meat he always has the most prettiest eyes and he's just the most perfect person in the world noone can replace him and you'll never find anyone else like him everything about him is amazing
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Person: You're dating alfred montoya the most sexiest and chillest man alive?
Me: hell yea :3!!!
Person: You're dating alfred montoya the most sexiest and chillest man alive?
Me: hell yea :3!!!
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Get the Alfred mug.A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.
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He describes himself "teachers pet" while he is not.
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Get the Dion Alfred mug.Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.
Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
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