Skip to main content

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn
...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool
by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017
mugGet the Sealed Acornmug.

Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car
“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”
by Ephless April 25, 2024
mugGet the Acorn Copmug.

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.
You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!
by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 27, 2016
mugGet the raking acornsmug.

Acorn

A is for acorn
B is for bunch of acorns
C is for copious amounts of acorns

D is for dont fucking touch my acorns
E is for every acorn
F is for fuck you those are my acorns now
G is for get away from my acorns
H is for here have an acorn
J is for joking give me back my acorn
K is Kill anyone who takes my acorns
L is for let this joke die
M is for more acorns
N is for no more acorn jokes
O is for OMG stop with the acorns
P is for please let me die! Oh god is this hell!
Q is for Quit. I should have done that long ago.
R is for Really! Again!!!
S is for Seriously leave my acorns alone.
T is for Thanks, and this had been my ted talk.
Boy came up, and acorned the alphabet.

"What did we learn in class today?"

Kids - "acorn"
by UnknownCrazyCat December 1, 2021
mugGet the Acornmug.

Acorn Scissoring

When a man rubs his chode against a woman's vagina in a mating position.
"I've heard that couple were acorn scissoring last night."
by TomMchandy January 30, 2024
mugGet the Acorn Scissoringmug.

laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.
Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!
by kerbalicious January 23, 2018
mugGet the laid an acornmug.

Acorn Drill

An incident where a police officer or officers is/are startled by a random noise (like an acorn dropping onto a car), and proceed to shoot their entire

magazine into either their own vehicle(s), and/or at innocent people.
Officer Bobby heard an acorn fall on a car down the block, and he immediately conducted an Acorn Drill.
by H.A.D.D April 1, 2024
mugGet the Acorn Drillmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email