Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 3, 2013

Steamy SteamLoad

To shit on a girls chest during sex and it be very warm

i gave my girlfriend a steamy steamload last night

by steamy load December 27, 2021

Steamy thigh

That super squishy delicious part of the thigh where the heat comes from

Pocket ninjas have the steamy thighs

by Things and stuff February 23, 2020

Steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.

by Diggin12 January 15, 2016

Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it

I gave her the old steamy weasel last night

by Steamy June 24, 2016

Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

by CapitateEdd February 4, 2012

Steamy Italian

The act of fucking a hot pocket or a folded up pizza while still hot.

Man I got a blister on my dick for doing the Steamy Italian.

by Talon95 March 10, 2021