Seppuku, or "samurai suicide", is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves.
by Arcane_ July 2, 2015

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.
by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.
by Cheesebadger December 23, 2004

a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.
"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"
adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".
adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".
by potato samurai October 19, 2009

Is like jazz on crack. Its more like very poorly constructed ska music with no real direction or lyrical meaning.
It can also be used to define pseudo-musicians with drug habits.(heroin,meth, or crack commonly)
It can also be used to define pseudo-musicians with drug habits.(heroin,meth, or crack commonly)
by someone who hates you January 4, 2008

by onebigdog August 4, 2014

by AsM QuickFire June 13, 2018
