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turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!
by Piperrydes May 3, 2022
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Juicer

The vagina
by SterlingRose August 18, 2022
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Brain Juicer

This is when people inject drugs into their brain, some even get a opening in their skull through surgery, one some left part of the brain, others right , very few both. Each side of the brain functions this stuff. they get high off with like. Heroine , or whatever they inject in their arms and shoot in their veins to get high to become super strong. They up to make their self super smart or super intelligent and become a genius. Even use steroids , like some start doing with the hewrt chaser as well Cocaine ? As urban legends says. I don’t know all the details.
Anything worth being attach to this life to not dream big ? Brain juicer must be how people make all these incredible inventions.
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The Norwegian Juicer

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.
Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!
by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025
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Juicer

by Nubb Gang June 17, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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The Juicer

When a male is about to cum the female places here flat palm on the top of his penis, rotating back and forth until all his fluids are squeezed out of him. Similar to an orange being juiced.
"Did you see McCormack come back last night?" "Yeah he must've got the juicer because he could barely walk."
by Juiceme90 May 28, 2021
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