by hokibs;djivbqaj March 01, 2011
When someone tries to ask you to go behind a chicken coop and give you a blowjob while sitting on your lap
“Hey Taft lets go behind the chicken coop so I can give you head”
“Have you heard about Taft and Marykate coop lapping”
“Have you heard about Taft and Marykate coop lapping”
by Taft Dixon June 21, 2019
When you have sex with a farmer and he takes a chicken and fingers it. Then the chicken lays eggs and you stick them up her ass. After, she poops out scrambled eggs. Enjoy.
by Farmer Dan Joe Kraziski Poop April 10, 2009
The name given to one with Coop-like characteristics. One of the more prominent characteristics is the coop-like luck. A Canadian Coop is called Coop-eh-loop. They are generally observed as having curly hair and glasses.
by DJP January 29, 2004
by un understandable November 27, 2006
A warehouse in china were thousands of Asian woman are performing sexual intercourse 24/7 while doing so it sounds like and i quote a "Chinese Chicken Coop"
"Bro I stopped by this Chinese chicken coop yesterday and that s*** was lit as F****!"
"Owning or coming within 500ft of a Chinese chicken coop in the United States is highly illegal and very dangerous"
"Owning or coming within 500ft of a Chinese chicken coop in the United States is highly illegal and very dangerous"
by URSmart March 12, 2019
When you take a lubed up egg, slide it into the vagina, and fuck it. Fuck hard enough to break the egg so when you cum, you get a yolky cream pie. Then you make scrambled eggs with the mix and serve her breakfast in bed.
Melissa: hey Becky do you want to grab breakfast?
Becky: no thanks. my boyfriend is so sweet, me gave me an idaho chicken coop this morning
Melissa: omg, lucky
Becky: no thanks. my boyfriend is so sweet, me gave me an idaho chicken coop this morning
Melissa: omg, lucky
by thahandycaphawaiian January 14, 2018