welsh joyride

To ride a sheep around at a fast pace.

Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.

Ianto had too much to drink and went for a welsh joyride.

by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010

Irvine Welsh

1) Famous Scottish writer best known for his novel, "Trainspotting".

2) Synonymous with "mondo-awesome", or "maximo funnage".

Yo, we wuz all at Brette'z place lazt nizzite. Dat shiznit was totally Irvine Welsh, couzin.

by rainbow chicken July 29, 2006

welsh pakistani

One whom comes from wales but has a pakistani accent. Often associated with sheep and indian food.

"I'm a welsh pakistani, got a call from immigration...woo..I'm going back to Pakistani!"

by X JB X April 13, 2007

Tyler Welsh

A sick epic homie that turned into a tiktok f boy for clout.

Tyler Welsh.

by batman_74 October 17, 2020

welsh hotpot

when a welsh man shits in a dead sheeps anus and screws it.

i welsh hotpot that sheep michael.

by garin james hughes April 29, 2009

welsh cake

A smelly deposit left by a Welsh bloke in the office toilet.

To To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

I wouldn't go in the 2nd floor bogs just yet Mike - I think Seimon has baked a welsh cake.

by Judster October 15, 2004

Welsh Dragon

While in a state of annebriation getting bummed by a big black man named bernie

Oh fuck look at Simon getting welsh dragoned

by gufflefuck June 19, 2009