ts I knw 2b tru

This I know to be true
If u dnt lv me I cnt lv u ts I knw 2b tru.
by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
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a group chat filled with the most horniest, retarded and most racist str0kers 😂 (except 2 of us 💝 were nice little boys) c🤫nnor is the biggest hornball of them all and wop is the most racist 😂🔥
“have you heard of BACKSH💔TS FOR WINGS 😂😂 ?” “yeah bro theyre fucking retarded
by glorygloe June 19, 2023
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Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead
by Brennan Henderson August 16, 2008
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I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.
by Peter Bretter May 02, 2010
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JaySh💔ts

Backshots without consent, usually from a midget

Being raped by a short guy
Did you hear about Lexi? She got roofied and took Jaysh💔ts at that party last weekend
by Backdoor Merchant March 28, 2024
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ts;dc

Stands for 'too short, didnt care'
by thebody1403 January 08, 2017
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ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.
Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.
by 7zipLunch February 09, 2025
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