A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.
me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."
Other person: "......"
Other person: "......"
by Jalberg March 05, 2012
Hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it's outline is in the shape of a piece of toast.
The teacher has toast hair.
"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"
"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"
"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"
"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"
by acowardly October 21, 2011
When you've been wearing over-the-head headphones on big hair, like an afro, for some time, part of your hair becomes much lower than the rest. Now you've got headphone hair and may or may not look weird.
by immortalus June 02, 2010
Vrin: Did you see Trump today?
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.
by jethrojones August 14, 2015
Spiked up crazy hair resembling that of legendary bass player for Blink-182, Mark Hoppus. He is known to have the sickest hair to ever exist and anyone achieving Hoppus Hair deserves respect.
interviewer: "mark how do you keep your hair like that, perfect Hoppus Hair?"
Mark Hoppus: "the secret to keeping your hair like this, if you wanna know the secret, is hair spray and not washing it. not washing much more than the hair spray."
Mark Hoppus: "the secret to keeping your hair like this, if you wanna know the secret, is hair spray and not washing it. not washing much more than the hair spray."
by notrealpunk24 November 01, 2011
by jnoaccident July 28, 2010