Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.
-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!
-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!
-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.
by Kipper dog December 27, 2011
the guy i claim to love at the top of my lungs everytime one of these gwalla gwallas tries to get fly with me here in miami, may he live forever just to piss off the trash he dumped on miami
"long live fidel castro"(most cubans will hear that and turn more colors than a bag of skittles,the older ones may go into cardiac arrest)
by castrosbestfriend August 11, 2008
A very erotic act where the male fills up a room with water (yes, an entire room filled to about the ceiling with water) and rides in on a canoe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman.
"So last Saturday, after a long night out, I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Castro. Man, was that wet and messy."
by azigee March 12, 2006
The world's best wrestler! He defeated Batista, fought off hundreds of one-on-one challengers (assassinations) and has ruled the American league for 40 years!
Plus he's a brutal dick-tator-(35,000 girls so far!) and should have been shot long before he got ill. Free Cuba (with every purchase of a Cuba of equal or greater value)!
Plus he's a brutal dick-tator-(35,000 girls so far!) and should have been shot long before he got ill. Free Cuba (with every purchase of a Cuba of equal or greater value)!
by Liakias April 04, 2009
A "guy" (so "he" says) who goes to Pistor Middle School who is gay. Always seen with a shitload of "his" girlfriends, but not in a straight kind of way. Looks like big-ass headed lizard who was fucked up in the ass-hole of Elton John. Infact, he really has been up there. If compered to Elton John, Elton John will actually look straight. Hangs out with Norma Garcia, and Mercedes Madrid: who are also gay.
by ICC March 30, 2005
a male prostitute in the SanFrancisco area
by harry nut November 06, 2006
When a man inserts a cigar into his woman's vagina and then smokes it blowing the smoke into her anus instead of vagina.
by Kittyteaser69 January 07, 2017