Bed Bitch

A person who lays in bed and does nothing except maybe yelling at people to do things for them.

"Kyle is being a bed bitch right now for doing nothing while laughing at me for being productive."

"Don't be such a bed bitch, and get your own water."

by Mduncgrad August 20, 2014

bed time

A period ranging from 0:00:00 to 23:59:59 depending on age, gender, marital status, amound of homework, inebriation, and many other factors. Often simply defined as the tome one goes to bed, although there is some dispute as to whether this meant getting into bed or actaully turning out the lights, closing the eyes and attempting to sleep.

by blii February 20, 2003

Bed-Stuy

A 'hood in the BK. That is, a neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York.

Short for Bedford-Stuyvesant. Only reporters call it that, especially when reporting news on gentrification or terrible murders.

Biggie Smalls, the Notorious B.I.G. was from Bed-Stuy.

It's pretty rough up there so it used to have the slogan:

BED-STUY DO-OR-DIE

A: Where do you live?
B: Bed-Stuy.
A: Oh. (slight terror)

by alice court May 27, 2009

musical beds

The practice of casual sex with mutiple partners.

That dude played musical beds and did three girls in one night.

by megriley September 05, 2006

tulip bed

A coffin

"Lay low at the bottom of a tulip bed, they know Ruby gone out on a useless thread"

by Lil_Tougue February 06, 2018

Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

by Teenager16 April 12, 2021

monster bed

A large amount of people sleeping in one bed.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

by K49 December 14, 2009