He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.
the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021
Get the Alfredmug. A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs
by Al Washington September 11, 2020
Get the Alfredmug. This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.
“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
by Liberals stink February 8, 2024
Get the Alfredmug. A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred
by hubsta April 7, 2022
Get the Alfred the elf kingmug. Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)
An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)
An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.
by K. Spirit September 9, 2021
Get the Alfredmug. Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!
Alfred Futterkiste, can you help me with homework?
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!
by warlt March 15, 2024
Get the Alfred Futterkistemug. Also know as Alfred Pennyworth or simply, Pennyworth. An old white man with a British accent. He is estimated to be worth a penny.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
Get the Alfredmug.