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Alfred Futterkiste

Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!
Alfred Futterkiste, can you help me with homework?
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!
by warlt March 15, 2024
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Alfred

AMONG US AMONG US, NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAA, AMONG US LMFAO HAHAHAHAHHAH, HEE HAW HEE HAWW MY NAME IS ALFRED AND IM AMONG US
by lmfaopenisongamongussus March 25, 2022
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Alfred

Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)

An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.
My son is an Alfred, I'm now depressed.
by K. Spirit September 9, 2021
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Alfred

A quiet person who I don’t got no idea who they is.
Alfred:

Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hi?
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019
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Alfred Fällman

Alfred Fällman is the type of person that just everyone loves. He is easy to be around! He is very charming but can also be very persuasive.

His humor is ok. He can be a little bit scary but he would never do something on purpose to hurt someone. He’s very funny and care a lot about his friends. He also have a lot of friends because everyone just likes him, it’s he’s aura.

Everyone should have a Alfred Fällman in his life.
Guy 1 “oh here comes Affe”
Guy 2 “oh Alfred Fällman is so chill”

Affe “ey yo whattup bro”
by Hollson August 31, 2020
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Dion Alfred

He describes himself "teachers pet" while he is not.
Dion Alfred always tells he is a teachers pet
by DIONNOTCOOL November 2, 2020
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ALFRED GRUNDY

very centred around sophie miller.
Sophie+Alfred for life
by Ojehwuhwheue March 19, 2023
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