October 26

October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.
me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.
by The CandyMan hehe October 23, 2019
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October 26

Person 1:send nudes
Person 2: no
Person 1: its october 26th
Person 2:ugh fine
by Yowieee October 21, 2019
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October 26

On October 26 is a day to have sex when ever with how ever and the whole day is no homo and not incest.
Let’s have sex ( their name ) today because it is October 26
by Plz add this👍 October 19, 2019
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October 26

A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??

A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?
by ur mom is my slave October 25, 2022
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October 26

October 26 scream out your crush name at loud.
My crush is October 26!!!!
by Mrs.worldwidehandsome October 24, 2019
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October 26

National call Shane a pussy day.

A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 22, 2019
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october 26

it’s october 26 diezels going to fuck jack lewis. eww don’t fuck him.
by eatingpussyismygame. October 24, 2019
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