Tom the bomb is by far the most awesome brother this world has to. He is a funny witty dude who doesn't know how to shave, and I'm pretty sure he has a phobia of having his hair cut, but ah well no one is perfect. Except me. Alas, I digress. He's a good brother when he's not skyping his woman or playing skyrim, which is never, but he gives awesome hugs so I ain't complaining. Blonde hair, freaky grey blue eyes and the cutest little button nose on this planet. A comrade in arms and a WoW player to boot.
I wish I had a brother like Tom... Yeah well, sucks for you.
Tom really needs to stop playing Skyrim...and being such a player. Seriously dude, you're making me look bad.
Tom really needs to stop playing Skyrim...and being such a player. Seriously dude, you're making me look bad.
by Gibus December 13, 2013
by me..me November 08, 2018
To tom is an English slang term commonly used to describe a situation where a couple is engaging in intercourse and the man surprises the woman by switching from vaginal to anal intercourse.
You should have seen the look on her face when I tommed her.
She'll be really upset when I tom her tonight.
She'll be really upset when I tom her tonight.
by Max Tower June 26, 2007
Probably the biggest idiot you'll meet. A Tom owns multiple cars, none of which work and spends his days adjusting his nuts. Tom is renowned as having a large package but never gets any girls because he never tries due to crippling self hatred. Tom was voted least-likely to succeed in high school, and again in college due to his inability to read. Probably will end up directing porno movies for a meager living.
Tom
by Big T, the small D March 22, 2020
by sidloverXOXO May 01, 2018
The MAN who gives the best hugs ever. He is also very hot.
He has amazing abs and gives good piggy back rides. He's really funny and usually black.
He has amazing abs and gives good piggy back rides. He's really funny and usually black.
by Ahmed Aubudaubi January 01, 2011
by L and N Dawg November 04, 2010