Skype Dubstep

when you're chatting to someone on skype and your internet craps out so you sound like you're doing a dupstep remix of yourself

Person on Skype: I I I I Thin Thin Think Thhattt....
Other Person: Dude you're starting to Skype Dubstep

by QueenSkypeDubstep October 2, 2011

skype queef

The act of a queef explosion during skype sex in which the queef boogers fly out onto one's computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.

Bro: Wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen....

Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(

by QueefMcGee123 May 12, 2010

Ninja Skype

The process of waiting for someone to log-on their computer/ Skype, so you receive the little Skype notice and can bounce on them for a Skype conference.

"Dude, I was totally waiting for you to log-on, so I could Ninja Skype your ass!"

by Conference man May 23, 2012

Skyping Out

When your skype connection degrades in quality causing poor audio or video quality usually on the recipient's end. This often requires disconnect and reconnect to resolve. Some of the issues could be related to the quality of your internet connection, and therefore your ISP and how much bandwith is available to you at any point in time.

Guy 1: Dude, you're skyping out again. I'll call you back.

Guy 2: OK.

by ro1224 December 23, 2008

Skype Syndrome

When a piece of software (or hardware) craps itself for no discernible reason at all.

WhatsApp had Skype Syndrome this weekend, I just couldn't send any messages!

by gmemstr April 11, 2016

Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.

Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.

by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015

Skype Starfish

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.

You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.

by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014