This is what happens when there is sex on top of the hood or trunk of a motor vehicle during the winter and some of the "residue" freezes to the vehicle.
"Jenny and I were really going at it on the hood of her car outside the hockey rink. I pulled out just in time, but it totally froze to her car! Jenny yelled at me for giving her car a Canadian car wash!"
by duder9898 December 12, 2013
Get the Canadian Car Washmug. when you get four or more guys to spank each other off and then blow on a chick on the hood of a car covered in feces
by shdfsad January 12, 2008
Get the cincinatti car washmug. The Holy Grail of sexual positions.
They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.
They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.
I came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.
They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..
They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..
by The Code Monkey July 16, 2009
Get the Mexican car washmug. by Johnny M. Smith July 2, 2005
Get the Sioux City Car Washmug. When many guys hide in a closet when one of their friends is boning a chick. The guys in the closet are jacking off and right as they are about to jizz they all pop out of the closet at the same time and drench the female in their semen. Professionals will try to aim for the female's eye.
by Galaxy fan101 January 11, 2010
Get the Kansas City Car Washmug. The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.
Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.
by FlyInverted May 15, 2015
Get the left lane car washmug. Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.
We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!
by mrs May 2, 2014
Get the Minnesota Car Washmug.