Yes

According to humans, yes means no. Also according to humans, humans are indecisive as fuck and can't choose between yes and no. So if you say the word yes to a question which was a yes or no question, there is a high chance your answer doesn't matter at all.

''Would you like bread?'' ''Yes, please.'' ''Well ok, if you didn't want bread you could have just told me honestly.''

by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022

Ye

Much like Yeet, it has multiple uses.
1) Yes (sarcastic, apathetic affirmation)
2) YES (enthused exclamation, Yeet alternative)
3) You (Old English)

1) Upon being asked if he was coming, he replied 'Ye' with a glare.
2a) When Joe heard the news, he yelled 'YE' & pumped his fist.
2b) When Bob threw the rotten apple, he used 'YE' instead of 'YEET'.
3) 'Hear ye, hear ye!' the crier called to get attention.

by JamJamDuckFace October 31, 2018

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by anonymous January 6, 2021

Yes

The opposite of no, there's nothing else about this definition... Yay

Dude: Hey Mike, you wanna have sex
Mike: Yes

by AmazingWaffles July 21, 2019

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by finnishdictionary.fi August 2, 2022

Yes

The word you can use to reply to literally anything.

Bob: I love cookies

Jerry: Yes

Bob: What?

Jerry: Yes

Bob: Why are you saying yes?

Jerry: Yes

Bob: No legit why

Jerry: Yes

Bob: .........

by Chicken the Nugget August 6, 2020

ye

The gangsta style of saying yes or yeah.

Did you get crunk in the club?
YE!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kobe Bryant February 24, 2005