winning

An ironic declaration that your behavior or life circumstances are an indication of your success, despite obvious failings that prove the contrary.

Charlie Sheen's rampant drug use, hospitalization and rehab for such, patronage of prostitutes, using strippers for child care, getting fired from his job and ranting against anyone who isn't on his side as "trolls," are all examples of how he is better than the average person and, in the game of life, is clearly winning.

by ClearlyLosing March 23, 2011

wins

Wins is the common phrase used by small penis individuals who have won a game of Fortnite. The amount of wins a Fortnite player has determines how long there dong is (the more wins, the shorter dong)

Yeah bro me and my bud Jack got some hard Wins on Fortnite yesterday

by CameronDOTgov June 18, 2018

Winning

Charlie Sheen

I'm not Bi-polar, I'm Bi-Winning

by BiWinning March 21, 2011

Winning

The term Charlie Sheen used during an interview. Used to express your content for a current situation or lifestyle.

I just landed a new job and I finally had sex with Cindy... winning

by Eric with a K March 28, 2011

winning

Charlie Sheen.

“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

by bananarchy17 March 21, 2011

Winning

"Winning" -verb. To be high on meth; Tweaking.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary

See also:

Tiger Blood
Goddess or Goddesses
Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen can make love to his Goddesses for days if he's winning on Tiger Blood.

by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011

Winning

High on cocaine or other some other stimulant; popularized by celebrity Charlie Sheen.

1) I just drank three 5 hour energies - I am winning as hell!

2) Yo, let's get winning tonight!

by hum27 March 17, 2011