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The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
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Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man 👑

A handsome, loyal, African Muslim man is simply someone’s who’s extremely and naturally beautiful and charming who also happens to be very faithful while practicing Islam being from African decent. You don’t have to be African or Muslim for me to make you part of GANG or to be apart of the association, but you MUST be loyal and handsome.
Seydou Jolie is the CEO and founder of the Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim Man 👑 movement.
by seyjolie July 12, 2023
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Man

Let's say we got Carol here and about 9 months ago she got railed so hard her legs shook by my man Tyrone and she gave birth and it comes out the vagina like it's nothing because of Tyrones BBC and you look at this kid and it was born with some testicles and a piece of nerves and cartilage aka a dick and balls and that's all there I'd to it I don't care how much u weird purple hair girls wannabe screw off
Damn that new born has a dick that is a man
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Man Waltz

Noun. The choreographed almost dance-like movements of men as they either navigate furniture into or out of a home, the description stems from the readjusting and navigating of corners making the movements resemble a sort of very slow waltz.
"This couch is huge!"
"Its going to be close, but I think we will be able to man waltz it in without scraping the leather."
by muscledummie April 15, 2010
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Man

The thing you know you want. You already know you're gay, so this is your sign to talk to him.
"Man I love jerry. I want him to cum inside my ass and slowly lick it." -Everett
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Milk man

The milk man has a glass of “milk” but it is just cum
I am the milk man that’s also not milk
by Wzlee08 August 23, 2022
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Cringe Duck Man

A person that gets a rising trouser snake over someone pouring granulated table sugar on a picture of Drake the Rapper's "Certified Lover Boy" album cover.
Bruh why is he such a Cringe Duck Man all of the time? He gains nothing fron it.

Yeah man, a Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General, not pog right?
by Untheoreticaly September 20, 2021
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