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You can't have your cake and eat it too

you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.

example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.

or

you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.
you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.

she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"
by geneva rain August 11, 2006
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Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.
Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.
by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010
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i wish i knew you wanted me

a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy
“i wish i knew you wanted me”

bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?
by breadbreadbreadhead July 20, 2022
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you wouldnt get this from any other guy

iiiiii just wanna tell you how im feeling
you wouldnt get this from any other guy lol
by fineti October 19, 2021
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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022
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National tell him/her you like them

May 11th is a day you tell them your feelings for them
Yoooo today is May 11th (National tell him/her you like them) you know what that means 😏 tell them your true feelings 🥰
by D.u.m.b.__ May 11, 2021
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when you try to say something and your voice cracks
Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?
by opalescqnt December 8, 2018
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