You can't have your cake and eat it too

you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.

example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.

or

you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.

you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.

she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"

by geneva rain August 11, 2006

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010

Tell a boy with a k in their name how you feel

k will become your Tell a boy with a k in their name how you feel

Tell a boy with a k in their name how you feel

by Kskg November 12, 2019

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022

my mom says you have a tiny weiner

It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

Hey bro! Your an asshole! Yeah well my mom says you have a tiny weiner! Why would you say that?It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

by B-rizzle November 23, 2019

National tell the homies you love them day

Annually, the 14th of December is viewed as National ' tell the homies you love them day.' On this day, people appreciate and regard their friends and tell them how much they love them and mean to them. Take a minute to show your appreciation for the real ones in life.🗣️💯

X: "Ay bro u a real one i love you man"
Y:"nah bro i made you fail nnn😔"
X:"nah bro it's the 14th of December, it's tell the homies you love them day"

Y:"National tell the homies you love them day? Gee Whizz!"

Tell your homies you love them today

by rizzley December 13, 2022

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020