Facts don't care about your feelings

A fancy way of saying "I'm right and you're wrong" popularised by our supreme leader Ben Shapiro

Bel Shantiro- "facts don't care about your feelings"

*reality collapses because it can't handle such an intelligent, heartfelt, irrefutable and well argued point*

Bem Shaliro- "another liberal owned"

by Donna tramp December 19, 2020

leave your phone off the hook

Mocking referral to busy cellusers

What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

National Give Your Girlfriend Top Day

Every January 20th, a girls boyfriend has to give her top for a maximum of 10 minutes.

"bae it's January 20th, National Give Your Girlfriend Top Day".

by KoogyWoogy January 17, 2023

National f*ck your friend day

Relationship or not f*ck your friend on June 16th

“Today’s national f*ck your friend day”

by Hallaatyaboi June 16, 2021

national give your boyfriend a hoodie day

you have to give one of your favorite hoodies to your special boyfriend. it is on February 17

hey babe, it’s national give your boyfriend a hoodie day, here ya go!

by papi cholo313 February 16, 2020

National Spoil Your Boy Bestfriend Day

Spoil your bestfriend, this particular day, your boy bestfriend!

“Why are you so ok with buying me a PS5??”

“Because its national spoil your boy bestfriend day!”

by therealshimshadey December 4, 2020

count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016