The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022

Micronational War

A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.

OI IMA DECLARE Micronational War ON YA!

by Orrie Democratic Republic. May 19, 2022

war swan

war swan is used to describe a very handsome and awesome dude who gets all the women and is very popular and handsome and funny and awesome

i am very cool and funny and handsome
ok war swan

by war swan April 16, 2022

Civil War

A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).

The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

The Silent War

The long process of waiting that Disabled Veterans sometimes go through when applying for Veterans Disability Compensation Benefits. More Specifically referring to; when there is limited or a lack of an abundance of evidence to substantiate or validate “Service Connection” for disability health benefits and monetary compensation.

Too many Veterans are dying while fighting “The Silent War” against the Veterans Benefits Administration!

by The G.R.I.P. Master November 15, 2021

war dick

Your real ranking. 12incher. Go in , fold, turn back and the girth is now there. And can pass for a 6 incher. We don't like to brag much but on the war dick.

That war dick is my hero. Hard to out rank a 12 incha..the 12 in war dick took my breath away

by commando titi whiti March 26, 2022

geafenter war

The epic war that happened on the winter solstice on Sunday, December 21st of 2014. It was the year of Geant's 6th birthday. It was Geant, Cthulu, and Susuke who were trying to defeat Ant-Man and their goal was to send him to the shadow realm. It was an epic battle, and the victors of it were Geant and his allies. Although later on, in the Super Brock Obama vs. Sans ark, Sans would reboot Ant-Man back to life.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about the Geafenter War that happened on December 21st of 2014!"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro that was insane, we were lucky that Geant's team was strong enough to take down Ant-Man!"
Guy 1: "The fog is coming"
Guy 2: "The fog is coming"
Guy 1: "The fog is coming"
Guy 2: unzips pants
Guy 1: creates the geafenter fog incident

by CraigFromFortnite March 26, 2022