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The shit war

The poo right is a human right and everyone should be allowed to poopoo in their pantaloons.
Sofia the first started the great shit war by disrespecting the controversial yet brave opinion of my sister dolly.
A: what happened to yo sister?
B: she fell during the shit war
by Seesawaifu May 22, 2020
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genital war

When two people, shoot their genital goo at eachother in the attempt to soak the opponent
Wanna have a genital war?
by Hoelster December 4, 2017
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Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.
Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars
by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018
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The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.
They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.
by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022
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War Zone

A war zone is an area where heavy conflict ravages the land.
"Hey Pauly, what are you doing on Twitter?"

"Cover me, i'm entering the 'War Zone."
by paulyfr3sh March 1, 2019
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Jibber War

Occurs when several individuals try to devise and implement extremely random words, phrases, and sentences into a paragraph in order to one up each other in random writing. These paragraphs can be any length and may not be grammatically correct. Each person retorts in this way.
Jibber War:

Person One: Listen guys n gurls. We cnt keep posting like this. its not nice. i mean what if my car saw this? he would say daniel ur on fire and i would say ik but the gate is too far for the yellow door to milkshake.

Person Two (Retort): seven pages more and ill be done.. look the collateral damage reined on the red sweatpants that collided.. collided in and out of the white pent out apartment .. i felt a shoe hit me in the head.. but in the end, i realized you can not walk barefoot in the super market isles ..
by dcerone August 25, 2010
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uncivil war

when a bitch petty as fuck and want the smoke but won’t confront you, or her name is physically stuck in her mouth; therefore is a pussy
She has officially declared uncivil war by illegibly writing my name on a tshirt like fan merchandise.
by claireedgerton March 4, 2022
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