Highlighter war

A game, similar to a sword fight, where each duelist wields a highlighter and tries to mark on their opponent. Usually, one should try to avoid being marked on by trying to swipe at their opponent's armed hand and block their attack. It gets messy.

Becca: Dude, why do you have highlighter all over your arms and face??
Mac: I just got in a highlighter war with my girlfriend!!
Becca: Highlighter war?? what's that??
Mac: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, woman!!

by ninja of the stage November 1, 2010

war swan

war swan is used to describe a very handsome and awesome dude who gets all the women and is very popular and handsome and funny and awesome

i am very cool and funny and handsome
ok war swan

by war swan April 16, 2022

The shit war

The poo right is a human right and everyone should be allowed to poopoo in their pantaloons.
Sofia the first started the great shit war by disrespecting the controversial yet brave opinion of my sister dolly.

A: what happened to yo sister?
B: she fell during the shit war

by Seesawaifu May 22, 2020

Reality War

The war fought in a series of ongoing battles between society's most powerful entities as they endeavor to convince as many people as possible to accept their version of reality and think, feel, and act accordingly.

Reality is essentially what is accepted as existing, in other words, "what is." To convince others to believe that reality is what they say it is, religious organizations, governments, corporations, mass media outlets, universities, writers, intellectuals, artists, musicians, singers and other performers, scientists, and the masses all engage in the Reality War in as best their money and other resources permit.

There are personal, past, present, proposed, debunked, fraudulent, altruistic, positive, negative, imagined, factual, fictitious, and many other types of realities.

Some realities are more extensive and complex, and it is generally impossible to conclusively prove whether a reality is true or false.

The first reality to exist was and is the Original Reality and those who believe God created everything accept it as the one true reality, undistorted by the now almost ubiquitous overt, covert, or subliminal messages to the contrary.

by but for February 15, 2018

war dick

Your real ranking. 12incher. Go in , fold, turn back and the girth is now there. And can pass for a 6 incher. We don't like to brag much but on the war dick.

That war dick is my hero. Hard to out rank a 12 incha..the 12 in war dick took my breath away

by commando titi whiti March 26, 2022

Videogame War

A war deciding which console or platform is better. Playstation, Xbox, Nintendo and the PC fight this. All consoles and devices have their own personalities. Playstation focuses on the mature audiences and power. Xbox focuses on graphics and the younger audience. Nintendo has unique ways to play their games, as well as alot of unique characters, but doesn't focus on graphics, power or anything else. PC focuses on everything related to power or graphics, but not a person or company really owns PC.

All Consoles and Devices have their own personality and alot of people don't get why people still fight over this. Commonly seen with Xbox VS Playstation.

baby1: WAAA XBOX BETTER
baby2: WAAA NO PLAYSTAION GWOOD
baby3: NO NO NO NINTWENDO BETS WA
baby4: SHUT IT PC WRGJFROIRFJ RFFRJEOJW EOIEFJ
chad: It does not matter who is better. The Videogame War is stupid.

by Gadget Gabe September 4, 2020

War Crime

The ability to be worse than cringe, most children youtube channels exhibit this phenomenon.

"This minions music video is a war crime!"

by paraginylvalylcysteinylthreony July 15, 2022