Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!
Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!
Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!
by anonymous October 19, 2022

by sagexx November 21, 2021

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

by look up ur mom.com November 10, 2021

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*
by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you
by rororrooro September 21, 2022
