Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.

"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"

by trutherbotnet May 18, 2020

Twitter Sensitive

Of a person who is overly sensitive and gets offended very easily. Even if it wasn't meant to be offensive.
This type of people can be found both inside and outside of the internet, but most reside on Twitter.

Shut the fuck up Sarah! Why you gotta be so Twitter Sensitive.

by Dimwitted Fella May 21, 2021

Yoshi Twitter

Group of yoshi parodies that are very horny and like to have orgies

Have you seen yoshi Twitter today they are very horny

by Hot mamas December 03, 2020

Twitter Fiction

This is the act of writing about someone or something that is factually false.

Hey, Matt wrote some Twitter Fiction about Vaccines and how they cause autism but that is false.

by Milk_and_Tea February 24, 2021

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail

First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.

by Sexydimma April 09, 2022

twitter follo

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what a person does on Twitter. they follow your account first to get a follow back then they unfollow to build up their follow count to look like they have more followers than they actually follow. they will do this with you over and over.

i cannot stand that twitter follo back and forth bullsheeeet. either follow or don’t Yo

by BumStatusYo December 16, 2018