Twat Sac

As a female ages her twat starts to sag. That is a twat sac. It is to be used as an insult.

Jim: That kid Andrew is a dirty hairy twat sac.

by JIP741 November 21, 2011

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

Twat burble

When you're sitting in the exact right position and fart but it gets trapped and slides forward between your pussy lips

Ugh, twat burbles feel so weird, i hate it

by LadyZest December 15, 2022

Paralysed Twat

some fucking person without mobile legs for fuck sake what did you think it was u nonce

He's a fucking paralysed twat jeremy

by nutslover56 January 5, 2023

Twat Squat

Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.

Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

twat loafer

A young woman that has sex with pussy shoe wearing guys.

That twat loafer needs to be with someone her own age not that pussy shoe wearing asshole.

by Binxi June 12, 2020

The Twat Cupboard

The place that twats naturally congregate and plot the destruction of the prats.

Welcome to The Twat Cupboard!

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020