puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Kiri Toast

The up coming God of this era

Bow down to Kiri Toast and beg for mercy

by KiriMotherFuckingToast February 27, 2023

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

Toast

Some good fucking breakfast

Toast can be used for many things like, for either breakfast sandwich or with that nutella

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 26, 2020

Roast or get Toast

A phrase meaning "either make fun of others, or you'll be the one made fun of." Often used in gaming, roasting battles, or chat rooms."

"Dude, you better clap back—roast or get toast!"
"The rule is simple: Roast or get Toast!"

by Vex Nighlock(Aka NP) August 18, 2025

Toast

Crispy Bread, usually topped with butter, jam, jelly, or peanut butter. Occasionally Nutella

"I want some toast"

by 1000PiecesOfToast February 26, 2018

toast

clout is bread toast is better then clout

yo we got hella toast

by kjames1 April 22, 2018