Commonly reffered to as large finger syndrome, when a persons fingers are excessive in size. This can only be fixed by finger reduction surgery, or if you chopped your fingers off.
by abbicus February 23, 2019
Everytime me and my boy go to the club he start vibin with the hoes one by one like he Santa clause. Because when they get up the grab a napkin and they be smiling I know he gave them the mirage finger
by Mason74 November 09, 2021
by hangmewithflextape November 10, 2018
by Jimbo10101 April 09, 2022
excuse my fingers (when touching someone else's food.) ie when moving something onto their plate, passing it to them, or reaching into their food to take some. Can also be used when passing someone cutlery if you touch anywhere but the handle.
person one: hey does anyone want onion rings?
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)
by poopoopoo123 June 10, 2017
The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.
Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.
by The Missouri Mudflap February 19, 2016
The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.
Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”
Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”
Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”
by poopingchicken191 December 13, 2020