tim time

tit in mouth time, Where a man gets a tit in his mouth.

Gabe: You see Huddy was with a girl last night?

Grady: Yeah i heard it was Tim Time all night

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

tim (verb)

To betray a friend or someone you are on good terms with by hooking up with their partner who is secretly unloyal to them

"I slept with Dominique last night"
"You mean Vinny's girlfriend of 8 years!? Sweet Jesus dude! You just timmed that poor guy!"

tim (verb)

by Larusin1998 July 22, 2025

Fat Tim

A sober gentlemen who’s still a tad chunky and has a comically small dong. Literally, the tiniest penis know to all of human history. Since he sobered up, he’s actually not that fat. But his cock is so fucking minuscule that it actually makes the rest of his body look bloated. He’s a bitch.

Saw Fat Tim running at the nude beach today. Blob everywhere while his wiener looked like an earthworm sitting on a bean bag chair

by FatTimnemesis September 6, 2025

A texas tim

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope

Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

Tim-Tamitis

When you eat too many Tim Tams (Australian chocolate biscuits) and feel sick.

"Fuck, I ate too many Tim Tams and now I've got Tim-Tamitis."

by ADefinitionofawordithink February 2, 2025

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025