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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
mugGet the the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.mug.

Salty Mexican

Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land
by steven is gaaaaaaaaay May 30, 2018
mugGet the Salty Mexicanmug.

Salty Cellarius

It all started because he didn't sit in a FUCKING seat and he has a small penis (im not gay)
by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019
mugGet the Salty Cellariusmug.

Salty Caesar

When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang
I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way
by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021
mugGet the Salty Caesarmug.

salty chris

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was
by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018
mugGet the salty chrismug.

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