The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022
Get the Log Lawsmug. a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021
Get the lincoln-logmug. Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.
by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021
Get the Loggedmug. The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.
by Professerdump March 22, 2025
Get the Loggingmug. by cleg nut May 11, 2003
Get the nutty logmug. 
by KittyKat26 March 6, 2017
Get the log buddymug.