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Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.
That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.
by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021
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deshawn johnson

by fmoig @xole.got.hakked March 20, 2017
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Johnson

This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.
What’s your name?”

“Johnson”

“Oh that explains your third leg...”
by Hghghghghhalala November 20, 2020
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Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.

During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally
Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.
by solarityiscool June 11, 2024
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karrell johnson

Karrell Johnson can be mean to his hatters and nice to his people that he ducks with but he hates it when people fake on him and then they come back because he got something that they want. In the end karrell Johnson is a chill funny smart dude to have as a friend. He may say he hate some one but really he/she is like a brother/sister to him and if u hurt one of them karrell Johnson WILL kill them and tell god he is sorry for his mistake
by Karrell johnson April 4, 2018
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Paul Johnson

A guy that you meet and think the world of. Later find out he thinks he all that and all woman want him. He is loving, romantic with a big package but has a big head about it.
Hey I was with a Paul Johnson last night and he rocked my world.
by Shortyskull October 21, 2025
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Garrison Johnson

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians
"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"
by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022
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