jess mellohibench

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.

twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"

by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022

Jesse

Has a massive booty

Look at jesses ass🥵

by Logan LaFagg December 7, 2021

Doing a Jess

When each person in you household gets covid but one week apart so you have to stay lockdown for a month until everyone has recovered.

My son got covid, hopefully we all get it in one go so we're not Doing A Jess.

by Fishy94ish May 23, 2022

jesse

the coolest person ever, probably a methhead, follow @flapjackhunter on tiktok for some wacky insane edits !!

jesse is so cool tee hee hi jesse

by mashontoast November 18, 2022

Jesse Lover

Someone who has sexual relations with a certain brown haired Jesse.

I’m a jesse lover

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 1, 2022

Jess

A person that will become a pornstar

Jess has the best head around town

by Dickeater 69 November 22, 2021

Jesse cole Farris

The posterchild American badass. The best catch out of all the fish in the sea. Making his acquaintance will make your day and will be a moment you won’t soon forget.

Don’t let this one be the one that got away should you be lucky enough to keep him.
Perfect example of a man with all the best qualities and characteristics.

If you want a man that you can count on, Jesse Cole Farris is your guy!

by Beingsteph August 5, 2022