Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

by Dogler July 27, 2017

finger misery

A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.

I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!

by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017

mirage finger

Mirage finger- when you lose a finger in one of the employees at your local gentlemens lounge

Everytime me and my boy go to the club he start vibin with the hoes one by one like he Santa clause. Because when they get up the grab a napkin and they be smiling I know he gave them the mirage finger

by Mason74 November 9, 2021

penis fingers

Billy Barrow

wow looka at billys penis fingers!

by bepere May 28, 2018

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just "flicking the finger" at someone, Buffing The Finger involves the individual making an all too ostentatious and elaborate show of buffing up or polishing their middle finger finger nail; this in itself should be seen as part of the overall gesture. Given that the gesture itself is elaborate, it would do no harm to embellish the overall presentation of the digit with a quip such as "I made this for you... can you see your face in it?".

I saw she was buffing the finger at me so I polished up my retort...!

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

finger-melting

A game in which you play street fighter 2 with a friend and you are bound to a specific ruleset, you have to choose Ken or Ryu. When the match begins both players must perform the 'hadoken' move consecutively until someone fails. The end goal is to see who wins but the real fun is to see how many times you can play until your thumb goes numb.

Friend1: Hey man, i'm having the last cookie.
Friend2: No, I am.
Friend1: Finger-melting it is then. Who ever"s thumb goes numb first wins.

by illfish February 2, 2018

Trophy Fingers

A term most commonly used to describe the unabated pride one displays the morning following an act of finger-based foreplay. Specifically, the term refers to the aroma arising from the subjects after intentionally not showering the morning after inserting his/her finger into a gamy vagina.

It smells like a klunder in here, someone must have trophy fingers

by stinkfinger111 December 21, 2010