Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

scope dog

It is a person who stole your high powered zoom scope in PUBG to hoard for themselves.

"hey heres a 4x scope, does anyone..oh wait it's gone?!"
"damn must have been that scope dog darrell"

by malaysiatourneyfps July 22, 2021

dragon dog

The combination of a mullet and a frullet haircut on a single person. Only worn by the bravest of men who have no ambition to ever get laid.

tony: "wow! look at that dragon dog."
Paul: "Yeah, haha he must be from Penrith."

by manno7 April 24, 2008

Get the dog

A term used by the Willem powerfish, meaning to get that 3 meter flatty. and maybe even Burleigh up with some whole chooks.

“Get the dog bro”

by lanzdog January 21, 2021

brownward dog

Anal sex in the downward dog yoga position.

When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.

by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014

Whopper dog

The shit you take the morning after getting lit

After all that bar food and the shots I took last night, I left a whopper dog in the toilet this morning.

by Hughes08 May 11, 2016