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A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
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Steve

A incredibly attractive man who definitely gets bitches
Sup Steve”
Thanks man
by JoeFromLigma May 18, 2022
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Super Steve

Strong as an OX.
Hey Jerry, if you need help moving that piano just call Super Steve. He's strong as an Ox.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 23, 2020
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kubba steve

Damn, I just kubba steved this fitted.
by ONCUE June 25, 2004
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Steve

Like a Karen, but instead of being unnecessary, they're very wholesome.
"He gave that homeless man 50 bucks, what a Steve."
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Steve wales

Now a STEVE WALES is a rarther large creature who really packs a punch. He can be found lurking in the woodies in the dale. He runs off stella and his following of the ukip party. He has a union jack outside his house and a large hound named borris.
Oh shit is that Steve Wales, quick hide taj
by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022
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Steve

A pseudonym for someone who enjoys having sex with their cousin.
Megan: Does anyone know what is up with Tom these fine days?
Max: Turns out he's been hanging out with Steve.
by KenShasta February 9, 2024
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