Cincinnati Steamer

Cincinnati Steamer

noun

An upgraded version of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein the act is performed on a pile of spaghetti—ideally topped with shredded cheddar—to honor Cincinnati’s sacred chili traditions.

“She said she was into Midwestern kinks, so I gave her the full Cincinnati Steamer—Skyline style.”

by r00gz April 3, 2025

Spectacle Steamer

The act of shitting so intensely that your glasses fog up from your own sweat.

I just had a real Spectacle Steamer the other day after eating an entire bag of shredded cheese.

by firechild555 April 8, 2025

Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.

I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!

by funxey_pls April 19, 2025

Amino steamer

The odor and size of a fresh poop while taking amino acids

Hey Tom, did you hear Adam left an amino steamer on Mihir’s desk before he resigned

by Amino steamer April 26, 2025

Eric Stemmerich

Eric is an infamous resident of Ligonier PA known for his obsession with full sized wheels of cheese. He consumes a full cheese wheel daily. His width and height are the same dimension, however he doesn't let this stop him from scooting down the steps on his ass after his mother cuts open a cheese wheel package. The smell attracts him like a vampire fiending for blood. Wearing nothing other than a shirt with a large wildlife graphic, he attacks the cheese wheel in a frenzy as his parents watch with beaming pride.

Eric Stemmerich, who weighs 500 pounds, hasn't left his parents house in 20 years

by Kurtis Wright May 7, 2025

Josh steamer

A raw lamb that's been dipped in butter

Also applicable: Joshua steamer

Person 1: "Want a Josh steamer?"
Person 2: "what the fuck is a josh steamer"

by TweetytheBird92 May 29, 2025

Dubaian Steamer

A variation of the Cleveland Steamer in which the recipient of said steamer is paid by a rich man in Dubai to be subject to such degradation and humiliation. Most commonly performed upon female escorts. These individuals are often referred to as a Dubai Porta Potty.

I heard Eva is not doing well after coming back from Dubai. She took a Dubaian Steamer for 75 G's and upon returning to the states, she's been holed up in her apartment ever since.

by BordeauxRed June 4, 2025